veitstanz:
hello my name is Veit and I like to hurt my feelings
9:39 pm • 9 July 2012 • 2,984 notes
edgur:
life is like a box of chocolates
i don’t have a box of chocolatesÂ
(Source: bestpal, via so-do-it)
9:44 pm • 8 June 2012 • 30,578 notes
| Me: |
Ugh, why isn't my pizza done yet? |
| Mom: |
It's been in for three minutes. Just wait. |
| Me: |
I DID MY WAITING! |
| Mom: |
Oh, god, not again. |
| Me: |
TWELVE YEARS OF IT! |
| Mom: |
Every time. |
| Me: |
IN AZKABAN! |
4:58 pm • 4 June 2012 • 100,242 notes
